And then, I got pregnant.
Overheard in our bathroom last week
Letti : *leaning over sink, brushing teeth*
The Hubs : *passes through, and suddenly stops in his tracks*
Letti : "What?"
The Hubs : "Wow, did you suddenly grow some butt?"
Letti : "It's this whole shift in the center of gravity thing, causing me to have a whole different posture that makes my buttocks stick out. And it's gonna get worse. Bleh"
The Hubs : "............"