You have always been well known for squirreling away my mousepad and mouse/mice.
You also have tried to use the mouse on several occasions, but its functionality had eluded you for some reason. You know how to use the touchpad, though, for some obscure and unfathomable reason.
Last weekend we started playing a couple of PC games on the laptop, with a mouse. It took you no time at all to get the hang of it, although some of the finer/more sensitive mousing and wrist movements still need some work, but knowing you, it shouldn't take you long to master it.
The games we played?
Bob the Builder and Blue's Clues