You say To May To, I say To Mah To

Except that you called both Potatoes AND Tomatoes "Potatoes" till just recently :)

ANYWAY, here's a conversation we had today

Jaxon : "Mummy, can I have some chocolate now?"

Mummy : "Well, you have your chocolate Cocoa Puffs right there."

Jaxon : "Oh, yes, my chocolate Poo Poo Cups".

Mummy : *snorts coffee out her nose*