Saturday, February 21, 2015

Jaxon Originals

You've got your Kong Kong's genes for puns, and a love of jokes and riddles like any little boy would...

Here's some you have come up with in the last few days..

Q: Why do mice like to have showers?
A: So that they can be SQUEAKY clean.

Q: What are lanterns afraid of?
A: That they will be CARRIED away.

Q: What did one eye say to the other?
A:Oh, I SEE.

Q: What did one see saw say to the other?
A: I SEE a tree! Let's SAW it down!

Q: What did one apple say to the other?
A: We make quite a pair (PEAR)!

Q: What kind of butter do frogs love best?
A: BUTTERflies!

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