Partially-eaten-apple Snob

I need to get this down before I forget.

YOU, my son, are a partially-eaten-apple snob.

Meaning, if an apple is partially eaten, even if it has just had several bites taken out of it ( read: BY YOU ), and left on the table for a little while ( as you go off in search of fresh adventures ), when you are ready for more apple, you will turn your nose up at the aforementioned apple, and go in search of a new one in the apple bowl.