The Magician

Overheard at our home as we are coming in after a walk....

Jaxon : I WANT TO OPEN THE DOOR
Mummy : How do you say that nicely?
Jaxon : May I open the door?
Mummy: What's the magic word?
Jaxon: er, Abracadabra?
Mummy and Jaxon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

On the other hand, you are extremely polite when/after passing wind. LOL!!!