Punster

 I blame this on your Kong Kong and probably your Grandad too.

You come into the room where I am, shuffling along on your knees

Jaxon : Mommy, do you know why I am walking on my knees?

Mommy : Why?

Jaxon with straight face : In case I'm ever "defeated". *smirk*

Mommy : .... Uh huuuuuh.  😑